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TONGUE-IN-CHEEK ALASKANA
Back in the days when Black Rapids ski slope was open to civilians, my wife wheedled me into renting some downhill skis, and buying a pass and a lift ticket. She bribed me by describing panoramic vistas, exhilarating outdoor air, fun, excitement, and exercise. … Continue Reading “To Ski or Not to Ski”
During Alaska’s brief summer it is sometimes hard to tell who is a sourdough and who isn’t. While it’s balmy out, clever resourceful tourons and cheechakos are usually able to fake it enough to blend in with the experienced Alaskans. As long as they… Continue Reading “The Ice Scootch and Other Winter Tricks”
I wouldn’t be quite the man I am today if I hadn’t grown up in a rural Alaskan village. Moose Hole added a perspective to my formative years that would have been impossible to replicate in any other setting. Its remoteness and rusticity have… Continue Reading “The Free and the Brave”
I’ve always believed that a man’s home is his castle. Now, with the world’s current unstable economic situation, my thoughts have turned increasingly toward home defense. To thwart today’s savvy high tech criminal, one must proactively develop a creative defense plan. I recommend doing… Continue Reading “Defending the Castle”
I’ve always known that the measure of a true Alaskan could be determined by the number of five-gallon buckets he owned. You call yourself an Alaskan? Prove it. Count your buckets. Mind you, I’m not talking about the ones that are still half full. … Continue Reading “The Versatile and Indispensable Five Gallon Bucket”
Al-a-ka-ket interj. What you promise to do to your neighbor’s dog if it comes onto your property and tears up your garbage one more time. <Alakaket with mah Bunny Boots, then Ah’ll shoot et!> Am-bler n. A bull caribou that is taking his time… Continue Reading “Alaskan Glossary”
Chinook Howling 