Tag: Humor

Voice Over

Have you ever noticed how disappointing it is to see your favorite radio personality for the first time?  Back in Pennsylvania I used to listen to a great morning show on my way to work.  There were two co-hosts, a man named Steve and… Continue Reading “Voice Over”

Defending the Castle

I’ve always believed that a man’s home is his castle.  Now, with the world’s current unstable economic situation, my thoughts have turned increasingly toward home defense.  To thwart today’s savvy high tech criminal, one must proactively develop a creative defense plan.  I recommend doing… Continue Reading “Defending the Castle”

The Versatile and Indispensable Five Gallon Bucket

I’ve always known that the measure of a true Alaskan could be determined by the number of five-gallon buckets he owned.  You call yourself an Alaskan?  Prove it.  Count your buckets.  Mind you, I’m not talking about the ones that are still half full. … Continue Reading “The Versatile and Indispensable Five Gallon Bucket”

Butchering the Tuther Mung

I once had a distant relative, whose exact relationship to me is unclear.  His name was Nate Malaprop-Spooner.  The best I can figure, Nate was the great uncle of my third-cousin-twice-removed’s brother-in-law’s stepmother’s half sister’s godmother’s stunt double.  Nate is remembered around the clan… Continue Reading “Butchering the Tuther Mung”

Alaskan Glossary

Al-a-ka-ket interj.     What you promise to do to your neighbor’s dog if it comes onto your property and tears up your garbage one more time. <Alakaket with mah Bunny Boots, then Ah’ll shoot et!> Am-bler n.     A bull caribou that is taking his time… Continue Reading “Alaskan Glossary”